The Moral of The Story Is...!

Once upon a time was a small village named "Dentine".People of village were kind,honest and hard working.People were happy with their wealth and health however one kid named "Gummy" was different from others.

Gummy was a rich brat.His parents were known landlords in a village.Costly cloths,modern gadgets,daily outside food was part of his life.Carelessness became his characteristics.He never thought that being healthy is equally necessary as being wealthy.Gummy used to eat Chocolates,snacks despite his dentist warned him to take care of his teeth and gums.He did not know he would have to pay for his carelessness.He used to brush his teeth 

Once Village kids were boasting of their strengths.one was boasting his stamina other was boasting his muscles.one kid threw a sugarcane to Gummy saying "Hey Gummy Don't try to eat this your bunny teeth can't cut and chew this".Gummy took the challenge furiously and in anger he injured his gums with sugarcane.his gums started bleeding.he rushed to a dentist however condition was not that less serious he was thinking.Dentist diagnosed cavitation in his teeth also found decay of teeth.Condition was not recent it was building up from long time.If his gums would not have injured by sugarcane would he have gone to dentist for regular checkups?

Gummy avoided going to dentist for regular checkups.proper brushing his teeth atleast twice a daily,flossing his teeth.and he paid for his mistakes.

So The moral of the story is Don't be like Gummy.Not just your physical appearance but your teeth also matter.Do care for them and don't avoid warning signs like bleeding gums,decay,discoloration of teeth,foul breath etc.

Keep healthy Keep smiling Use Colgate ;)

Have a look at this http://www.myhealthyspeak.co.in/

How does Modern Healthcare touch lives?

In recent years India really flexed her muscles on Medical facilities.Being a Medical student I'm quite aware on this situations.Just before few years ago cardiovascular procedures like bypass surgery,Angioplasty transplant surgery of Kidney,Liver were costly as well as rare but now things have changed pretty fast not because of just modern facilities but increase in awareness among people as well

There was a time when there was one self-proclaimed 'Doctor' used to present in every village and he used to diagnose a little complain as headache to complain as big as Myocardial Infarction.People used to die more.our mortality rate was high not because of grievous diseases but lack of "Proper" treatment.People used to die because of diseases like Pneumonia,Tuberculosis.they are very much treatable diseases.It is very much shame thing for not losing lives which we could have saved just because of proper treatment and infrastructure.isn't it?

However now scenario is changed because of growing commercial Hospitals e.g. Apollo Hospitals are giving their level best high end effort to bring Indian Medical Facillities at par with Foreign countries.Now transplants,neuro,cardiovascular surgeries became much common,safe and cheaper than previous era.People's health is increased.Now I see more and more people going for health checkup after they turn forties which is necessary.Now people can walk better in oldage as well thanks to knee transplants.Cataract surgeries,Eye transplants have given new vision to people who have lost hope already.Now vising to Doctor is not Major thing as treatment is available for very vast numbers of diseases.Thanks to modern pharmaceutics we are getting newer drugs with less adverse effects and less prices.most of day to day health problems are getting solved by OTC drugs.

If Modern healthcare is helped in one major aspect is emergency treatment.in local dispensary you don't get enough staff or enough facility to cope up with major medical emergencies.first of all you need specialist  doctors team from physician to Plastic surgeon.You won't get this unless you are in big commercial hospital.in dispensaries you will end up running from one doctor to another and wasting your time where time is important in medical field.thats why all specialist doctors in one building with modern equipments in hand give much more chance to patient life.that is common sense.Modern facilities,new medicines and awareness of people have hiked health of society to upper level and its increasing day by day.Hope day will come when we see Modern healthcare winning over most of diseases and humans living healthy and most importantly 'Happy' life

For more info on cutting edge technology provided by Apollo Hospitals visit this link

http://www.apollohospitals.com/cutting-edge.php

Love Marriage Or Arrange Marriage?

     Marriage.A stage of Life which always make confuse new fresh youths who are going to put hands in it.Finding a "Perfect" soul becomes difficult as our exception from "Perfect one" is very high.And we know No one is perfect so as any concept of marriage.There will be always pros and cons of any concept.



* Arrange Marriage*

     Very common in Indian society.In arrange marriage mentalities of both families matche perfectly as both families pick each other like a woman chooses dress from shop.In many cases both families know each other from years that will establish ultimate connection between both families.which may not happen so rapidly in case of Love marriage.However the important thing in arrange marriage is "SACRIFICE" both groom and bride know that He/She has to some things let go from their "Mr/Mrs. Perfect wish lists".So arrange marriage is good option for a person who believe in family values and social customs.



*Love Marriage*

     starting from Krishna and radha to Romeo and Juliet every love story convinces us that every man falls in love.But this is not about just falling in love but getting married with loved one and face day today problems with him/her.
      The concept of Love marriage is very logical.A person wants to live a life with someone so the first authority of choosing partner falls on his shoulder.family should advice in choosing partner not Force.However Love marriages are not common in Indian society.The reason may be indian parents don't allow their children to fall in love.It is misunderstanding that every love marriage faces tragic end.If Love is powerful it can last for eternity.love marriage can be successful and best decision of life.the best thing would be parents should let their child to find a partner and parents should Arrange the marriage.Combination of both concepts.A Perfect Middle Path


*Conclusion*

As I said earlier combination of Love and arrange marriage would be awesome.Parents should allow their children to marry their loved ones then both generation would be happy.Because Marriage should bring happiness not Burden.:)


www.facebook.com/LoveYaArrange.

Modern Indian arts

                There was a time when Ancient India was known for her 64 traditional Indian arts.Well,now most of them are on ventilator now only few are remaining but the good news is many new unique indian arts are rising in this Era.I hope you would like to take a look on them:P;)


*Driving*

     
          You require Driving licence and average skills to drive in any country.but if you want to drive on Indian streets you require special things like

1. Indian blood in your veins
2. Sharp eyes [to find traffic police and ways to escape]
3. Ability to blow horn maxium times in minute[louder is better]
4. Rambo like look to show people when you hit their vehicles
5. bunny like look when you caught up by Traffic police
6. Good command over Indian Local dialogue,abuses etc
7. 50 or 100 Indian rupee in pocket to bribe the traffic police

Origin of art:In Early 90s
Cause of origin:Indian Mentality-WE ARE THE KING OF STREETS WHOOOH WHOOOH!!!
How to learn it?:Live 1 month in India
Any coaching class?:Make street boys your friends.You will learn rapidly
Things required:Only vehicle.No need for licence








*Bargaining*

If you are born in India.You get "de facto" Right of bargaining and a responsible duty of every child to be a smart kid in the eyes of his mother.
Every indian child gets scolded at least once by mother for not bargaining during shopping.You'll get cheated at every place if you don't know bargaining in India 




phrases you must use during Bargaining


*"bhav Bahut zyada he,Thoda kam karo" (Cost is too high,reduce it)
*"Chalo akhri bhav bolo" (say the last price)
*"me har bar yaha se kharidunga (I'll buy always from here)
*"chalo dusri dukan me,Mujhe nahi lena yaha se" (lets go to other shop,I don't wanna buy from here)


Last try WALK OUT LIKE A BOSS



Origin of art:Ancient
Cause of origin:Indian Mentality-All shopkeepers loot people Why should i pay more?
How to learn it?:Spend Time with mother
Any coaching class?:Mother-A true bargainer
Things required:Mother




*Criticizing*

As Indians live in Democratic country.They have Full right to criticize any person,animal,birds,creatures,aliens,angels,demons, other countries,Gods etc.It does not matter whether he/she is Right morally or legally.If that person does not work as you want start criticizing.From a peon to Prime minister every one comes under this criticism spectrum.


  Origin of art:Ancient
Cause of origin:Indian Mentality-I'm the best rest are useless
How to learn it?:Watch News channels+auditions of rodiaes,indian idol etc
Any coaching class?:TV
Things required:Observation power to find negetive things in everything.

Why don't aliens come to Earth?

                        NASA has been trying hard to dial the number of alien civilization Living Far Far Away but the Universal Telecom service provider always reply the same "The number You are dialing does not exist."
Very well,It seems Our Alien brothers have been scared of by some "Unique" Personalities of Earth Thats why they are not coming to Earth.Let me tell you about these guys who have been succeeded in scaring Green [Say No To Racism!!!!] Aliens

Scary Person No-1:Shah Rukh Khan

                  
 After watching one of the costliest movie of Bollywood Ra.One Aliens have been scared like Hell that if they dare to come to Earth and by chance they Come in India Bollywood will give them DVD sets of such Bollywood movies as a souvenir to aliens.And Not just DVD sets but Filmfare awards will be held on their planet and the host will be undoubtedly Shah Rukh Khan.After watching Shah Rukh Khan's activity in Last filmfare award

                     No wonder Why Aliens are not coming in India.

Scary Person No-2:Justin Bieber

        By watching such music videos Aliens doubt that humans call their children by singing such 

songs.Not just Aliens Adults but their babies also do not like to be called in such way.Aliens 

have  passed the bill not to visit Earth unlessHumans learn to respect babies.

Scary Person No-3:Ramesh And Suresh

        Our alien Friends have not understood why Spartans were wearing such shorts in Movie 

300 But after watching careless activity of Ramesh and Suresh Aliens are thinking that What 

happen if we accidentally eat 5 star chocolates?we will end up sewing shorts for our Pitaji

[Fathers] instead of Full pants!!!since Father has very respect in alien civilization they afraid 

of 5 Star chocolates.

 Scary Person No-4:himesh Reshammiya

             After haring his "Nose-singing" and watching himesh as an actor in five films Aliens 

have been visiting Psychiatrists for treatment and the more shocking news for them is Not one 

or two but Six Films of Himesh Reshmmiya are going to release in 2012.No private alien 

companies are ready to take the risk and give Financial support in building Alien Spaceship so 

Project earth have been scrapped.

P.S.

News:Six films of Himesh in 2012!!!

Mayans to people:We told you so!!

Scary Person No-5:The POPE

            Aliens have been thinking that Movie Resident evil is just a SCI-FI movie.Neither 

T-Virus nor Umbrella corporation exist on Earth But recent evidence the have found Not just

Umbrella Corporation Exist but its brand Ambassador also exist and he is none other than

The POPE

Scary person no-6:Rakhi Sawant

                Watching Rakhi Sawant ka swayamvar was unbearable pain For Aliens and now 

rumors have been spread among aliens that If they will dare to come to Earth Rakhi sawant 

will announce her "Alien version Of Rakhi ka Swayamvar" not just this but,News Channel 

India TV will telecast  special Programme on this serial.What will be the Headlines?

"Konsa Alien aayega Safed Spaceship me Rakhi ko lene?"

"Kon le jayega Rakhi ko Saat Galaxies Par?"

"Konsa Planet banega Rakhi ka Sasural?"

  Janane ke liye dekhiye INDIA TV raat 8 baje.

Poor Aliens.............

            

               

              After knowing all this Aliens were in doubt whether to do such Daring Like Munnabhai

or just not to come on planet earth.To validate human's hospitality and kindness aliens have 

decided to call one person on earth.But after hearing Reply from that person they just passed

the bill in parliament never ever go to Earth.You know Whom did they Call?????

Last but not the Least Scary person no-7:BABURAO

       So,Don't expect that Aliens will ever come to our planet.Adios

Awkward Moments of Indian Wedding

                   Being a teenager I have suffered most shocking awkward moments in my life which you do not want to face again but you always do.As they say no one dies a virgin Life fucks us all.Well, wedding is not just crucial time for bride or groom but it is also painful experience  for all those who become a part of the wedding.Here I mention Four awkward moments which happen with us in wedding which make us to say"Cut This Crap!!!"

Awkward Moment No-1:When Card arrives at your door

                  The Cause of this Awkward movement is the Unknown alien uncle who lives nearby your place but never appeared before or you have just neglected his existence.This uncle suddenly appears at your door with a wedding card in his hand and say "Hello beta kaise ho Mujhe Pehchana?". And the most probably response comes "in our mind" is

But Good thing is we somehow tackle that situation by making guilty faces or saying father is not at home.


Awkward moment no-2:Appearance of Enthusiastic Stranger Aunty

                  99% people in wedding do not care whether you exist in this wedding party or not but there is always a wild horrible unknown unidentified animal who introduces her self as your aunty and then she says"Areyy Kitna bada ho gaya hai bilkul apne Papa par gaye ho?".And you just smile and bear the pain of hearing her crap while you actually want to say:

Awkward moment no-3:Long queue in Buffet

                  As your parents are busy in talking nonsense with their friends You remain alone in whole wedding with your hungry stomach and the only option is to go for a Lunch without your parents and friends.When you arrive in buffet section You came to realize that all fucking people become hungry at the same time when you are hungry.You have to stand behind in a queue with unknown people who just know how to smile at each other.but you feel hard time when you realize that whole line is moving faster the only person is not moving is a unknown uncle who is just ahead you asking you at every Dish "Ye kya hai?Veg he ya Non-veg?".You know you just smile and say you don't know but actually you want to say something else:

Awkward moment No-4:The Video Camera Guy

            
               The most annoying person in wedding is this Camera Guy.No matter at which secret corner place you are enjoying your food but this person finds only You! There are hundreds of people eating but still he focus his camera on you like he is making sting operation.Even you know that you are on camera still you can't be happy because this person stands like a statue infront of you for 2-3 mins and you can't decide whether to smile or Eat?The usual response is acting like you are behaving normal but actual response is quiet different:

                  I write this article because these all things happened with me.Doesn't matter how annoying they are but still these are the fun side of weddings.Adios.........

Candidates for next Bharat Ratna

          Indian Govt. is unable to decide which person is perfect to be called as 'Bharat Ratna'.Last Bharat Ratna award was given in 2008.I am writing this blog on a funny note and giving Nominee list for next Bharat Ratna.

 1.A.C.P. Pradyuman

• More than 500+ cases "Solved"
• On the post of A.C.P. since 14 years
• 0 unsolved Case.[100% strike rate]
• Motivating Inspector DAYA to break every door.
• Tolerating Dr.Saluke for more than Six years.

               It doesn't matter whether indian public knows toll free number of Police or not but they know that A.C.P. and his team can kick ass of any type of criminal.Govt. should advice Indian Police to watch C.I.D so they can inspire from this great personality.He is on top of the nominee list for Bharat Ratna.

2.Rakhi Sawant

          Rakhi Sawant is in the nominee list not for working in Bollywood or tellywood but For not showing her face in media since last 2-3 months.Yes because of this great humanitarian work people can now easily switch News channels without getting nightmare.News channels are now concentrated on Election and indian cricket team only*.

      [*Disclaimer:Readers should not include India TV in News channels.There is no specific topic of India TV.If your pet jumps from building they will show you this news for 2 hours.]

3.Dolly Bindra

           How can one forget this big truck who can produce Earth Quake at the scale of 9.9 and can shake not just Big boss's house but your house also from Your little television set?No wonder why is  big boss not showing his face in Big boss series.Instead of purchasing costly weapons Indian military should place big banners showing photos of Dolly Bindra on Indo-Pak border.That will prevent terrorists for next hundrends of years from crossing the border.

4.Raghu Ram

                       This animal person is nominated in the list for his great contribution of teaching every Indian child how to abuse in front of public or Camera.Thanks to this Asshole legend who has started amazing show "Rodies" which will teach you how to flirt,how to do politics,how to give maa-behan abuses to girls-boys.The only wish of Raghu Ram is to remove beep beep sounds from TV show so viewers can enjoy different abuses.Let's see whether censor board is interested in this appeal or not.

5.Abhishek Bachhan

             No.No.This is not a bollywood actor.This is the person who gives various Ideas to Indian public in ads of "IDEA".Now this person is telling people that Using mobile only for Calling is OLD IDEA.One news came recently about Indian MPs watching Porn in parliament.Atleast they are the "TRUE IDEA PEOPLE" using their mobile phones not just for Calling.WHAT AN IDEA Sir Ji.